If it rolls, floats, flies or shoots,
Runs on gasoline or gunpowder,
goes fast, shoots a big bullet,
and makes lots of noise,
thus producing torque and recoil,
it's cool.
But if it's a ball,
made out of leather or inflated with air,
that's hit with a bat, raquet, or club,
used in a game played on a course, green, or court
by yuppies, Democrats, or liberals -
screw it.