Truth. I was "trapped" in Townsville, North Queensland for 3 days, after a job - just waiting for a flight out. Aus dude must treat their women like shiit. And the women don't really like it, apparently.
I'm stuck on Townsville, gonna be 3 days before I get an aircraft. Figured I'd hit the local establishments, kill time, and make the most of my 3 days, waiting for that flight. Just enjoy, see what's local, drink Aussie beer, right? Hit a steakhouse/bar the first night. You order and eat, right at the bar. Ordered my beer (priorities), got it, then ordered my steak, in one fell swoop...
Some hotass blonde walks up behind me, and says, "So, you're American..."
"Ma'am, YES I am..."
My 3 days were all tied up after that.
All on the Government dime. 😍
I love Australia...