I honestly think that you need some of this SEXUAL CHOCOLATE in your life, brother. I really do.
It's a full-day affair, to tear the gun down, soak it in acetone, rack all the parts, gas it out, cool it, paint it, bake it again, get it back together... So plan an extra day for the Fall Shoot and I'll fuckin' DO IT! Cost is Free-Fiddy Free, but your ass better show up early.