washguy Posted March 21, 2015 Report Posted March 21, 2015 BEWARE gory pictures view only at risk of puking! So, yesterday I finally went to the dermo to get some weird $hit looked at on my face. He burned some crap with liquid nitrogen....then whips out a scalpel after the nurse shot me up with lidocaine...Whoa Doc...im a model...watch that knife....dude your hand is shaking...here take one of my xanax's and relax like me...okay? Char freaked...okay here I am ...dont look after eating :) Wash
unforgiven Posted March 21, 2015 Report Posted March 21, 2015 That can't be good.Hope biopsy comes out negitive brother. <thumbsup>
mrmackc Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 BEWARE gory pictures view only at risk of puking! So, yesterday I finally went to the dermo to get some weird $hit looked at on my face. He burned some crap with liquid nitrogen....then whips out a scalpel after the nurse shot me up with lidocaine...Whoa Doc...im a model...watch that knife....dude your hand is shaking...here take one of my xanax's and relax like me...okay? Char freaked...okay here I am ...dont look after eating :) Washimage.jpg Been there done that the pill roller always sneaks up with a grin on his face and squirts that damn liquid nitrogen and waits for the scream SHHIITTTFFIRE DOC! then the sadistic bastard gives me another squirt. About when the liquid nitrogen starts to ease the lidocaine wears out from the cutting and stitches. He says...."go home and drink a gallon of margaritas, and get some rest"
washguy Posted March 22, 2015 Author Report Posted March 22, 2015 Been there done that the pill roller always sneaks up with a grin on his face and squirts that damn liquid nitrogen and waits for the scream SHHIITTTFFIRE DOC! then the sadistic bastard gives me another squirt. About when the liquid nitrogen starts to ease the lidocaine wears out from the cutting and stitches. He says...."go home and drink a gallon of margaritas, and get some rest" Ha No crap!... thing is though that was just a biopsy on two frickin places and nitro burns on two others....ill bet you I gotta go in for the second round... remind me to double up on the xanax...and give the doc one too ....So you think this is a Texas thing going around?...ill bet its that fracking going on ! :) Wash
mrmackc Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 Yep it is a texas thing My Doctor is a CONCEALED HAND GUN dude I think he carries that nitrogen gun thingie in his skivies. His scalpel looks kinda like a modified K-bar. He was a Marine A6 pilot flying off a carrier in Vietnam. We get along like Cannon cockers and zoomies usually do.
Malig8r Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 https://youtu.be/CDJ8ocSN5GE No worries...it adds to your character...just look at Drexel.
unforgiven Posted March 22, 2015 Report Posted March 22, 2015 Now ya got the profile of the Mack truck dog. <lmao>
washguy Posted March 22, 2015 Author Report Posted March 22, 2015 Drexel <lmao> I got the accent down bro...gonna go get me a grill :) Wash
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