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19 minutes ago, blue109 said:

You can tell he's fresh. By the end of boot hell be able to sleep soundly with that rifle up in already position, and wake up instantly when anyone gets within 30'

Yup.  I was telling the girl that with exhaustion and practice, it was pretty easy to catch some Zzz's at parade rest.  

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Funny story...dude in front of me at a change of command torture session was fully snoring at parade rest. I took the strings from the armpit vent zippers of his gortex and tied them together behind his back. when they called us to attention he looked like a T-rex and panicked. had no idea wtf was going on. the whole squad burst out laughing. We got a good smokin for that one afterwards.

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My favorite in bootcamp was a dude from our sister company that fell asleep in class.  Military History Protocol or some bull.  The instructor was talking and "...while in uniform and if anybody says anything, I'm putting you on report.  Look at him sleeping all peacefully."  Dude had his head cocked back, mouth open.  Instructor said "He's dreaming about poosy."  Then he quietly walked over and grabbed either side of the 1-piece deskchair and violently shook it side to side, while screaming at the top of his lungs "DID YOU FALL ASLEEP IN MY CLASS RECRUIT!?!?!"

Everyone erupted in laughter.  The instructor turned around and said "He's not going to be dreaming about poosy anymore in a long time,"  turned back to him and said "Give me your chit."

Free entertainment from the sister crew.

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On December 7, 2016 at 3:26 PM, blue109 said:

I'm in a constant state of sleep deprivation anyway. Should be off work by 6 tonight, then pulling a 9-2:30 gig. Probably in bed by 315. Alarm set for 5:45 and we start all over lol.

Hope you take the weekends off bro thats a brutal schedule!! 

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