Don't leave it to beaver

[Microgunner]

Stick with hookers. Cheaper and safer.

You can call them Tiffany if you want, they don't mind.

[shepp]

Dude, if you think reds are safer we need to talk.... I'll be available all day for you, because brother, you ain't ready. Love me some reds, but buyer beware!

We're on the same page bro

Got me a red headed hair dresser.......

[392heminut]

My first wife was a redhead. Lots of fun but you gotta use caution!

[Robocop1051]

Reds have an automatic +3 on the "Crazy Scale".

 

I had a red head roommate for a while. She is drop dead gorgeous!!! She moved in with me on the same month my now-wife and I started dating. They became such good friends that she was actually in our wedding.... That girl and I always teased that we could never be in a relationship together, or else there would be bloodshed and eventually she'd kill me in my sleep. She recognized that she was Nuckin Futs and she is perfectly OK with it. She has since gotten herself married, and her husband regularly cries about how crazy she is.... but she's smokin hot so he lives the psycho!

[shepp]

Lots of fun but you gotta use caution!

Truth!!!

[unforgiven]

Stick with hookers. Cheaper and safer.

You can call them Tiffany if you want, they don't mind.

Or Brutus.... <dontknow>  Red head = red pub's, me likey.

[Microgunner]

red pub's

Is that anything like red pubes or is that a neighborhood bar in Peking? =D

Edited November 30, 2014 by Microgunner

[unforgiven]

You know the hairy stuff.....one more beer I'll get it right. <lmao>