98Z5V Posted September 28, 2014 Report Posted September 28, 2014 Yep, see it here first... <lmao> http://video.foxnews.com/v/3809569885001/marcus-luttrells-guide-to-dating-his-daughter-goes-viral/#sp=show-clips
jtallen83 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Posted September 28, 2014 Hands down the most difficult, stressful task in my life was raising a daughter. Interactions with her suitors were as close as I've ever come to getting a criminal record.....thank god the police involved had daughters as well..........
MONTANA308 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Posted September 28, 2014 My daughter is three this cracked me up. I wanna say I won't be just like all that Marcus just said, but I'm sure that will all get shot to poop when the first punk shows up at the door.
jtallen83 Posted September 28, 2014 Report Posted September 28, 2014 The ones that come to the door are generally decent. Watch out for the midnight window tappers!
unforgiven Posted September 28, 2014 Report Posted September 28, 2014 Got lucky I didn't have that problem. :bat: There is alot to be said about being big and ugly. :yup:
shepp Posted September 28, 2014 Report Posted September 28, 2014 I saw his original post, funny thing is just before that he posted a picture of her covered from head to toe in magic marker (she's about 4) and he put on it "time to have the tattoo talk
StainTrain Posted September 29, 2014 Report Posted September 29, 2014 Marcus is one helluva good guy....or seems so.
MONTANA308 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Posted September 29, 2014 The ones that come to the door are generally decent. Watch out for the midnight window tappers! When that time comes and he'll have to get by the heard of blue heelers i keep at the ranch. Truly I am not ready for that poop! I have a few years to barricade the house!
briflemn762 Posted October 17, 2014 Report Posted October 17, 2014 Got lucky I didn't have that problem. :bat: There is alot to be said about being big and ugly. :yup: Sitting there cleaning your gun when the boyfriend shows up tends to keep them in line too. LOL
Rsquared Posted October 17, 2014 Report Posted October 17, 2014 Yeah, but don't rule out Unforgiven's big and ugly theory. Trust me......he knows all about ugly. <lmao>
shepp Posted October 17, 2014 Report Posted October 17, 2014 Sitting there cleaning your gun when the boyfriend shows up tends to keep them in line too. LOL Never worked on me
briflemn762 Posted October 17, 2014 Report Posted October 17, 2014 Gotta admit being big & ugly probably didn't hurt. Course my daughter always said it was 'look' I gave 'em that made the difference - not the .45 laying on the table. What do I know -as long as they behaved we had no problems. Course, there was the one that triggered the motion detector sneaking up to her window one night. Shoulda seen his face when the light hit him and he saw me on the porch with that .45 in my hand. No more problems after that - from ANY of the guys she dated. :loser:
shepp Posted October 17, 2014 Report Posted October 17, 2014 I met a girls dad one night she was down here in college her folks came to visit, we went and met then at their hotel. Her dad was sitting on the bed eatting an apple with a knife. After we left she's like gosh my dads dumb I was like huh seemed really nice, she's like the apple and the knife, I laughed I hardly even noticed
briflemn762 Posted October 18, 2014 Report Posted October 18, 2014 LOL. My daughter never even thought about it. I'm always cleaning one gun or another and she'd warned that idiot boyfriend about coming to the window - even though she didn't know about the motion detector - just thought dad had really good hearing and no tolerance for trespassers. Didn't tell her about the MD until she was about 25. The look on her face was priceless.
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