First day of school. The teacher asks Sally to stand up, introduce herself and tell the class what her father does.
"My name is Sally, my daddy is a doctor and he cures sick people."
Next.
"My name is Tommy and my dad is a police officer and he catches crooks."
Next.
"My name is Rhonda and my daddy is a fireman. He saves poeple's lives."
Next.
"My name is Billy and my daddy is dead."
"Oh, I'm so sorry Billy. What did he do before he died?"
"He turned blue and $hit on the rug."