Well it just so happens with an hour notice...and your credit card clearing...I can get those girls to pee in a tin cup over the phone for you, for only $500 dollars! No talking, no cooing sounds, just splatter on a tin cup.
Matt, for a cool $1500 I can get you their bathwater...it may smell a bit like Hartz Flea & Tick but hey, they're women. No telling why they do what they do.