Okay…contributing to the thread drift.
My best man was a great guy but seriously shunned anything that he felt challenged his "manliness" (endless ribbing for becoming a nurse). A group of us went to the local comedy club, afterwards we wanted a cheap beer instead of the $5 comedy club beer.
Another friend and I had previously gone in the lesbian bar a couple of doors down, to save on money and oogle untouchable goods, so we all went in there. Everyone BUT my best man caught on. We saunter up to the bar, order beer all around, when he announces "I have to take a piss," and marches boldy straight into the women's bathroom.
30 seconds later he comes out looking embarrassed, comes up to us and says "You could have told me that was the lady's room!", then spun around and marched into the men's bathroom. The men's bathroom had a sign that said "Our establishment supports alternative sexual lifestyles…if this is a threat to you, you need to leave."
By now we have our beers, when he comes STORMING out of the bathroom and almost shouts "THIS IS A GAY BAR!"
Ever seen a lesbian riot?