I know, I was just going to mail it to you but I woulda felt real shitty if I got a phone call from char:
char: yea you know that chicken you sent?
me: yup
char: he ate the whole damned thing, let out a mosterous Bletch, got the lead back in his pencil all on his one and keeled over right there and then.....
me: oh shit.........................atleast he went out with a hard on?!?!?!