Cunuckgaucho

The elevation map near the end(1:13:50) was an eye opener.

Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances. One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.” The gas pumps of course, didn’t respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, “Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I’ll fire!” The other alien shouted to his comrade, “No, you don’t want to make him mad!” But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, “What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?” The other alien answered, “If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don’t mess with him.”

Another gentleman who stepped up when needed.

Welcome from BC

Welcome from BC

Found it but why let facts get in the way of feelings!

Brought to you by the folks that keep calling AR a high caliber rifle... what ever that means.

I wish Sadly some of his toys have recently been reclassified(along with mine) so there several court cases so fingers crossed.

Pretty sure @98Z5V is the dude using the flavored Windex for us window lickers

Seems to me you caught a great day

Beware of maple flavored syrup vs actual maple syrup. It's hard to improve on bacon but a suggestion... next time you're frying up bacon, drizzle maple syrup on the bacon strips a couple minuets before you pull the bacon out of the pan. Cultural trivia- what is sold as Canadian bacon in the USA is called back bacon here in Canada.

So Canada Taps Strategic Stockpile Of Maple Syrup Amid Shortage. Canada’s Quebec Maple Syrup Producers (QMSP) announced it was releasing around 50 million pounds of maple syrup from its strategic reserves, which amounts to about half of its stockpile Who knew we had a maple syrup stock pile let alone 100 million pounds 😲 well 50 now. Also in 2012, a Canadian man organized a heist of $18.7 million worth of syrup. The man, Richard Vallières, was fined $9.4 million and sentenced in 2017 to eight years in prison, plus an additional six years if he fails to pay the fine. How does one fence that much maple syrup? https://www.dailywire.com/news/canada-taps-strategic-stockpile-of-maple-syrup-amid-shortage

Collectively as a group we'd be hard pressed to come up half deck among us.

Not as gamey as spotted owl...

Looks like you had a great day.

I'd be more worried about the Tom's cats, they fit in fridge better and with the new workout program... https://i.imgur.com/JZRiOmi.mp4 Just cause you call it oregano... not fooling any one.

Black bears are fine they have a curious streak, but Canadian geese on the other hand are just plain mean

Well it does make you appreciate how far the Scorpion has come( early 70s Honda Civic vs new Civics) while not my first choice its a fun plinking gun and a unique bit of history.

Sounds like she's setting up a future alibi Those Czechs make some nice guns, if you get a chance try the original CZ Skorpion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb4UgTUMph0

1972 Maserati Boomerang

Not to worry I hear Lonewolf is planning a Belt Fed Appreciation Day where he'll be buying him lots of gifts. Probably at Belt Fed's expense... but it's the thought that counts isn't it?

Welcome from BC