98Z5V may not always have an off-road buddy who is free and available, who can break-away from home life at a moments notice. Looks like he can order one though. Looks affordable!
You seriously need this. It's partly because it's a 250R (omitting the 'ES', haha) and it is befitting of your stage in life.... the golden floor boards! 😄😄 😄
I have never seen that thing in action, but I can imagine you pulling up to your truck, your blood adrenaline level through the roof and you immediately chuck your helmet so you can slam a few cans of Bud to settle your nerves just so you can speak coherently to others.... ala Zhvonte.
Tell you what, since it scares you, I'll take it off your hands for even less. Evil Kneivel never rode it so let's do $1,750.
Some of my best Thanksgivings were spent with @98Z5V at the best sand dunes in America--Imperial Sand Dunes Recreational Area in Socal. Thanks for opening ATV'ing opportunities for me in Arizona and California, Brother! This said, 98 needs another reunion with his favorite Eskimo and the gang at Ogilby soon.... before we're too broke down and decrepid!! Happy Thanksgiving!!
Figured I should respond on topic to honor the OP. My wife ended up buying me a safe for Christmas before I got around to buying a utility box. I don't have all my arsenal; the rest of it is at my mom's across state. This is good enough for now. It was on sale at Sportsman's for I think $600 when they were about $800. I have never had a safe before so I can't speak to whether it's good or not... quality seems like a budget-friendly consumer model.
Sorry about the high-drama BS. You need some 4-wheeled sand therapy. This sounds like a weird spirit journey, but didn't you ring in the New Year once with two eskimos in the SoCal desert and sand?