^^^ This right here is post # 9898 for me... 98... so I'm not wasting it on something stupid.
This is truly WORTH IT. BIIIIIG TIME! <lmao>
Ron, see that chick up there? With common wood screws, I can attach as many Elite Iron bipods to her fat a$s as you need, and we can maneuver her into any position you need... to get your a$s moved out west, to the free land.
I'll fly out there, jump out of her fridge in the midst of the night when she's going for another turkey leg, PUT HER TO SLEEP, and snatch her for you, bro. Whatever it takes.
I'll do that. You mean that much to me, man.