That's what I'm thinking. As demonstrated in the past, please allow me to translate for Drew...
Here's the :wtf: brother, right here.
What Drew meant to say was... "I've been killing it in the gym. I'm a fucking ANIMAL now. My Cardio is through the roof, and my Muscular Strength and Endurance have never been this good. I think that fucking rod the guy planted in me was made of Unobtanium, because I've never been THIS BAD OF A MOTHERFUCKER. I go into Biker Bars and just talk shits about Japanese bike being superior... Just so I can kick some Biker ass. I go to the gym and pick out the Big Guy, and work out next to him. I squat 400, just to watch him squirm - and he squats 550. Right after that, I just squat 800, drop that shits, and walk away - looking over my shoulder, of course... Fucking PissAnt.
What's REALLY got me worried here - I really do think there was something with that rod, made of "Unobtanium." I think the Doc planted that thing in the wrong place!... Don't get me wrong, my back is unbelievable, but my DICK WON'T STOP GROWING! I get the whole "weight loss = the Optical Inch thing," but DAMN!!! I'm at 17 INCHES now, and when this thing gets hard, I fucking PASS OUT!
I need to start that blood doping thing, like Lance Armstrong, just so I have more blood in my body. Once I do that, I can support MY WOOD. Based on that, and knowing I need to do it now, I feel relieved. As soon as I start that process, I'll be back to normal, guys, and I'll be on here more to tell stories.
By the way, the Little Woman didn't know this was going on - but she's not complaining.
Love you guys, I'll be back to normal soon. Miss you... "