sketch Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 “When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine” “Sniper: You can run, but you’ll just die tired!” “Machine Gunners : Accuracy By Volume” “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” ”U.S. Marines : Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” "U.S. Air Force : Travel Agents To Allah” “The Marine Corps : When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight” “Death Smiles At Everyone : Marines Smile Back” “What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil” “Marines : Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″ “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It” “Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon” “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden : It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting” “Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl” “One Shot, Twelve Kills : U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “ “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College” “A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy : Blessed Be The Peacemakers” …and finally, “Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. The US military doesn’t have that problem.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Good stuff that brought a smile to my face.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 That last one is truly perfect. <thumbsup> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” That's the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetncold Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Good stuff. Might I add: If the enemy is in range, so are you. If your attack is going well, you are walking into an ambush. Plan B goes into effect when the first shot is fired. Never piss off the cook. Or the medic. Nobody ever came out of a battle saying they had too much ammo. When in doubt, empty the magazine. If unsure a group on the horizon are friendly, fire a shot over their head. If they fire back, they are the enemy. If nothing happens for five minutes, then your position becomes the target of accurate artillery fire and multiple planes target you with strafing fire and bombs, they are friendle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Good one brother,words to live by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 Outstanding stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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