Wolfgang1952 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 A MESSAGE FROM THE "QUEEN" As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus. The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi, in the farthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, there were also questions about my royal e-mails and why I am hiding them. Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you the people (at your great expense). For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you pretending to be just like you, listening to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Marts and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land, in hopes of convincing you that I actually care about your poverty and needs. How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace, we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor that we had to remove thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets, and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. But it was noticed and we had to return all of it. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just enough for us to scrape by. During those difficult times we had to cut back when our daughter was married. We only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding, and I remember our hopes as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting. And the job I was able to secure for her pays only $600,000 per year, barely enough for her wardrobe needs! So, as I travel across our land to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Please remember - do not actually approach me until my PR staff can first arrange a photo opportunity. Then when the time for the royal election comes, I trust you will be sufficiently dense & naive to crown me as your rightful monarch so that we can all live happily ever after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankh252 Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 Dip 'er in molasses & chicken feathers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Frank, I respectfully dissagree, don't waste the molasses....use tar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 HOT!!!!!! TAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Hot tar? Don't you care about her carbon footprint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 50 minutes ago, DNP said: Bastards. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Don't you be acting all innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, DNP said: Don't you be acting all innocent. who me? Edited May 6, 2016 by shepp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang1952 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 I thought yal would get a laugh out of this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Armory Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 6 hours ago, DNP said: Hot tar? Don't you care about her carbon footprint? Of course we do , ...wrap her feet up with carbon pellets, place them in plastic bags and put her in the oven ! I think the carbon footprint will look great ! Wouldn't want to clean up the mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 8 hours ago, DNP said: Bastards. Thats too funny , I see your new car is a proper color also. I think all you need to do is put her to work in a Coal Mine .They do think they are royalty . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 I think coal miners are pretty down to earth, actually...... oh, you meant the Clintons. My clown car is actually a prettier pink than that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 I was like a little kid on Christmas Eve waiting for you to see that all thru out the day I kept refreshing the page waiting waiting waiting I was nice enough to save your old picture to my phone Incase you didn't have it anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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