A MESSAGE FROM THE "QUEEN"

[Wolfgang1952]

A MESSAGE FROM THE "QUEEN"

As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been
an annus horribilus. The Royal House of Clinton has been
tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome
questions about the tragic events in Benghazi, in the farthest regions of our
empire. And, sadly, there were also questions about my royal e-mails and
why I am hiding them.

Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to
serve you the people (at your great expense). For the next seventeen
months I will be traveling among you pretending to be just like you, listening
to your deepest longings and needs.

I will be with you in your Wal-Marts and beside you in your Burger
Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our
land, in hopes of convincing you that I actually care about your poverty and
needs.

How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were
impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace, we
hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor that we had to remove
thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets, and gifts from the Washington
Palace just to survive. But it was noticed and we had to return all of
it. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just
enough for us to scrape by.

During those difficult times we had to cut back when our daughter
was married. We only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding,
and I remember our hopes as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment
that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something
more fitting. And the job I was able to secure for her pays only $600,000
per year, barely enough for her wardrobe needs!

So, as I travel across our land to meet you all, I will be
listening and sharing with you. Please remember - do not actually
approach me until my PR staff can first arrange a photo opportunity. Then when
the time for the royal election comes, I trust you will be sufficiently dense
& naive to crown me as your rightful monarch so that we can all live
happily ever after.

 

[Frankh252]

Dip 'er in molasses & chicken feathers

[mrmackc]

Frank, I respectfully dissagree, don't waste the molasses....use tar!

[Magwa]

HOT!!!!!! TAR!

 

[DNP]

Hot tar?  Don't you care about her carbon footprint?

[DNP]

Bastards. 

[shepp]

50 minutes ago, DNP said:

Bastards. 

?

[DNP]

Don't you be acting all innocent. 

[shepp]

9 minutes ago, DNP said:

Don't you be acting all innocent. 

who me?

 

Edited May 6, 2016 by shepp

[Wolfgang1952]

I thought yal would get a laugh out of this one.

[Dane Armory]

6 hours ago, DNP said:

Hot tar?  Don't you care about her carbon footprint?

Of course  we do , ...wrap her feet up with carbon pellets,  place them in plastic bags and put her in the oven !

I think the carbon footprint will look great !

Wouldn't  want to clean up the mess.

[survivalshop]

8 hours ago, DNP said:

Bastards. 

 Thats too funny , I see your new car is a proper color also.

 

    I think all you need to do is put her to work in a Coal Mine .They do think they are royalty .

[DNP]

I think coal miners are pretty down to earth, actually......

 

 

oh, you meant the Clintons. 

 

My clown car is actually a prettier pink than that one.  

[shepp]

I was like a little kid on Christmas Eve waiting for you to see that all thru out the day I kept refreshing the page waiting waiting waiting I was nice enough to save your old picture to my phone Incase you didn't have it anymore