98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 Planning going down NOW. Next Spring AZ Shoot with Matt Cross. Sign up, bitches. Now.
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 Uh, that's THIS YEAR, for you non-bread Southwest bastards. Like, Spring 2017... in a few more months...
Matt.Cross Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 Damn Skippy. This ain't your mother's knitting circle you bunch of inbred window lickers, so pony up a set of man testicles and let me or Tom know your free time availability for March, April, and May right here in this thread. GO GO GO, MOOOOVE IT!
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 Like, get the info out here NOW... HURRY THE FUK UP ALREADY!!!
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 This thread formally *PUTS ON NOTICE* all other regions, which are herefore classified as "Weak Sisters," in comparison to the amount of member-shoots that are actually conducted. If all other regions don't step their shiit up soon, and shoot something, with SOMEBODY, then all future regional shoots will have to be coordinated/conducted THROUGH the REGIONAL HEADQUARTERS SCHEDULING BRANCH, which happens to be the shootin'ist Region on the board... Yeah, talk to AZ if you wanna shoot... 'Cause you other bastages ain't damn doin' it... 'Nuff said... Slackers...
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 (edited) Bitches, get it on already... Edited February 6, 2017 by 98Z5V
Matt.Cross Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 The Southeast has to step up here gents, the left coasters have already succumbed to living under dictatorship as have the Northeasterners. It's time for the South to rise again! NC is already represented at the AZ Spring Shoot, but we need a good showing.....
Matt.Cross Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 Just now, edgecrusher said: That's not an availability date you unstable crooked stack of $h!t. TRY AGAIN!
edgecrusher Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 I'm already completely committed to being down there in October. Making plans now with inlaws. Spring is not going to happen. You better be ready..... Patron will flow.... and you know this to be truth.... I was on my best behavior before...
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 16 minutes ago, edgecrusher said: I'm already completely committed to being down there in October. Bitch, bitch, bitch,... You're already bitchin', and you don't see the full picture... Matt never ONCE said he wouldn't be down here next fall, when all you "Fall-Fucks" show up. He didn't say that. Yet, you're losing your shiit. Relax, man,... Matt can make it back in the fall, with you fair-weather fellows... Let's not focus on that trip right now, because we're NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT TRIP RIGHT NOW.... Fair weather homo...
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 *** Matt, you need to un-fornicate this "two trips a year" thing RIGHT NOW...
edgecrusher Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, 98Z5V said: Bitch, bitch, bitch,... You're already bitchin', and you don't see the full picture... Matt never ONCE said he wouldn't be down here next fall, when all you "Fall-Fucks" show up. He didn't say that. Yet, you're losing your shiit. Relax, man,... Matt can make it back in the fall, with you fair-weather fellows... Let's not focus on that trip right now, because we're NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT TRIP RIGHT NOW.... Fair weather homo... Watch out there ol man.... I'll run up one side of you and down the other..... if I wasn't buying a new house and had kids to feed I'd be all up your ass now.... this is not my year for multiple trips. If your not careful you'll get the minions after you!
Matt.Cross Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 1 minute ago, 98Z5V said: *** Matt, you need to un-fornicate this "two trips a year" thing RIGHT NOW... I have already clarified the need to possess a set balls. I don't care who has to borrow them or where they get them from (I personally recommend Shanghai hookers), I am ALSO already down for October as Barney Fife has pointed out. This is about that rarer class of red-blooded woman loving breed of patriot who has the testicular fortitude to address to their employers the need for a couple days time off, or even a weekend in the SPRING. Toenail painting paintywaist motherfuckers need not apply for this gig, we're looking for a few good MEN.
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, edgecrusher said: Watch out there ol man.... I'll run up one side of you and down the other..... if I wasn't buying a new house and had kids to feed I'd be all up your ass now.... this is not my year for multiple trips. If your not careful you'll get the minions after you! I'm hearing alot of talk, and I'm NOT seeing alot of action. Might just be my "poor vision" but I don't think so. Blah blah blah - get out here or stop talking about it.
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, edgecrusher said: Watch out there ol man.... I'll run up one side of you and down the other..... if I wasn't buying a new house and had kids to feed I'd be all up your ass now.... this is not my year for multiple trips. If your not careful you'll get the minions after you! You completely missed your OWN JUSTIFICATION... "Honey, I need a few days - just maybe 2 or 3, that's IT... needs to be about these dates... and I'll be RIGHT BACK. You MISSED THAT, and fucked it all up. Go back and re-group, and try again...
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 (edited) Greg, you FUCKING KNOW!.... You say that shiit toyour woman... "HONEY! It's maybe 2~3 days, I need a quick trip... and it's NOT REALLY ME, BABY!!! This time, I fuckin' SWEAH... Yeah, no Shiit, TOM..." Like how I got that accent on the SWEAH?... Don't pu$$y out on me now... Edited February 6, 2017 by 98Z5V
Matt.Cross Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 23 minutes ago, edgecrusher said: if I wasn't buying a new house and had kids to feed I'd be all up your ass now.... this is not my year for multiple trips. I'll buy your plane tickets for the Spring Fling ya scummy puke. Now come up with a better excuse you Yankee pansy.
edgecrusher Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 Not happening. It's not an issue of permission. I'd have it. I'm working to achieve a goal and must budget my time and money to get it done. I've committed to 4 track days of my own plus the time I've committed to my dad, who is running points this year. So between working OT and coaching the kids sports, spring is out. Not happening. Nothing missed. Not making two trips for 2-3 years until all goals are met.
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 Okay. So I'm hearing excuses for this trip. See ya in the fall. And stop bitchin in this thread about your Spring Excuses.
Matt.Cross Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 Ok, so far @edgecrusher has washed out, thank God we're not the Cadre for the MA State Police or anything.... Who else will step up and be identified with the cause?
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 (edited) Holy SHIIIIIT, already. RIGHT?!!? With what we've been through already Matt, the LOCAL FUKBAGS BETTER SHOW UP. And I MEAN ALL OF THEM... CrazyMike, Jon, MikeBlue, SHIBI... Edited February 6, 2017 by 98Z5V
Matt.Cross Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 I'll have to designate those funds for a cooler full of MGD, then Ron will gladly join us.
98Z5V Posted February 6, 2017 Author Report Posted February 6, 2017 ROB!!! Saw you lurking. Drag your ass in...
Matt.Cross Posted February 6, 2017 Report Posted February 6, 2017 @Robocop1051 Hey bike cop, put down the Cinnabon and waddle your bowlegged ass over here, we got important crap to discuss...
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