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This should keep you busy thinking for a while

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· Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

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· 100 years ago a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town. The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that.

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48 minutes ago, suzukiray said:

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?

Why do they put Braille on the drive up at the bank?

Why don't they make rat flavored cat food?

1. TP sniff test.

2. I don't understand that either.

3. Cat food and dead rats both taste like crap.

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I hate to say it Suzuzkieray but I was taught to wipe my a$$ when I was potty trained and have done it successfully for nearly 80 years,without leaving nicotine marks on my skievies and without seeing or sniffing the used TP or the corncob It may just be a "man thang"..  

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And what about a blind guy in the back seat of a taxi or chauffeured car?  Highly likely that he won't be driving, but may still want to go to the bank on his way home. Probably easier to do it that way than to get out and go in. 

Damnit...I was doing something and now I forget what it was. 


If a man says something in the forest and his wife is nowhere she can hear him, is he still wrong?

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