Think about it.......

[mrmackc]

This should keep you busy thinking for a while

· Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

· What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

· If poison expires is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

· Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

· Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

· Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

· Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

· The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims”.

· Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, and scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

· 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and   only the rich own horses.

· Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

· The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

· If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

· Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

· If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

· If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". (It does fall on a Tuesday)

 

· 100 years ago a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town. The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that.

[shepp]

???

[unforgiven]

Doggie likes to catch and run down the ball.

[suzukiray]

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?

Why do they put Braille on the drive up at the bank?

Why don't they make rat flavored cat food?

[unforgiven]

How do you know your dead if you die in your sleep ?

[Matt.Cross]

48 minutes ago, suzukiray said:

How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?

Why do they put Braille on the drive up at the bank?

Why don't they make rat flavored cat food?

1. TP sniff test.

2. I don't understand that either.

3. Cat food and dead rats both taste like crap.

[mrmackc]

I hate to say it Suzuzkieray but I was taught to wipe my a$$ when I was potty trained and have done it successfully for nearly 80 years,without leaving nicotine marks on my skievies and without seeing or sniffing the used TP or the corncob It may just be a "man thang"..  

[Armed Eye Doc]

3 hours ago, suzukiray said:

Why do they put Braille on the drive up at the bank?

The ATMs are all produced at the same time regardless of whether they end up indoors or drive up.  It's more cost effective to have just one mold.

[DNP]

And what about a blind guy in the back seat of a taxi or chauffeured car?  Highly likely that he won't be driving, but may still want to go to the bank on his way home. Probably easier to do it that way than to get out and go in. 

Damnit...I was doing something and now I forget what it was. 

 

If a man says something in the forest and his wife is nowhere she can hear him, is he still wrong?

[shepp]

Why do they call it taking a shit when your leaving it in the toilet

[mrmackc]

1 hour ago, shepp said:

Why do they call it taking a poop when your leaving it in the toilet

.....and taking a leak? oops the PC Police caught the POOP!

Edited March 1, 2018 by mrmackc