392heminut Posted January 2, 2014 Report Posted January 2, 2014 Hell, the hippos alone will draw the tourists! <lmao>
98Z5V Posted January 2, 2014 Author Report Posted January 2, 2014 (edited) strippers? Hell, I wanted the "steakhouse and saloon" to be a "steakhouse and brothel," my brother, with real hookers! Dawn Marie nixxed that schit with a quickness. She almost smacked me for suggesting it! :stfu2: :bat: Edited January 2, 2014 by 98Z5V
imschur Posted January 2, 2014 Report Posted January 2, 2014 7am I get a txt from my 21yo niece. Not really related but you know the deal. We are crazy close. Anyhow she cant recall my street address. So half asleep I txt it back to her. She then asks "Do you know what I want it for?" I said I assumed your sending me hookers and blow to start the new year off right. Still no response
Dane Armory Posted January 2, 2014 Report Posted January 2, 2014 ^^^ That right there is my dream, brother, in a big way. Massive hunk of property. Motorcycle and ATV repair shop WITH a motocross track on the property. That's on one side. On the other side, gun shop/FFL WITH 1,200-yard range on the property. In the middle, steakhouse and saloon. Further behind that, man-made lake, with RV hookups. That way, I get to work on engines, beat the hell out of them on the MX track, run the gun shop and range, Dawn Marie runs the steakhouse and saloon, and people come from all over in their toyhaulers and campers just to hang out for the weekend. They won't need to leave the property for anything. The main living quarters will have big stone wall around it, with parapets at all corners. And a moat. Filled with Hippos. Not joking, need to look into the licensing and permits for Hippos. Nobody will fcuk with a pissed-off Hippo. <thumbsup> That's my compound. :)) Money to be made in a layout like that. Greg will be living there, too. >:D^^^ That right there is my dream, brother, in a big way. Massive hunk of property. Motorcycle and ATV repair shop WITH a motocross track on the property. That's on one side. On the other side, gun shop/FFL WITH 1,200-yard range on the property. In the middle, steakhouse and saloon. Further behind that, man-made lake, with RV hookups. That way, I get to work on engines, beat the hell out of them on the MX track, run the gun shop and range, Dawn Marie runs the steakhouse and saloon, and people come from all over in their toyhaulers and campers just to hang out for the weekend. They won't need to leave the property for anything. The main living quarters will have big stone wall around it, with parapets at all corners. And a moat. Filled with Hippos. Not joking, need to look into the licensing and permits for Hippos. Nobody will fcuk with a pissed-off Hippo. <thumbsup> That's my compound. :)) Money to be made in a layout like that. Greg will be living there, too. >:DAll good but you left out the 1/4 mile dragstrip. Also Bengal Tigers roaming the perimeter, that will keep the rif-raf out in a big way !
Dane Armory Posted January 2, 2014 Report Posted January 2, 2014 Lance told me he will come on that Sunday. He's got a couple cool toys !
98Z5V Posted January 3, 2014 Author Report Posted January 3, 2014 SWEET!!! Now, which Sunday are we talking about? This coming weekend, like 3 days from now? Or, a week and a half away? I vote week and a half - the 12th, I believe. Gives me more time to get some necessary parts here.
planeflyer21 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Posted January 3, 2014 Has to be Sunday the 12th…a week and a half! Crazy Mike, Mike, Tom, Lance, me…who else is in?
98Z5V Posted January 3, 2014 Author Report Posted January 3, 2014 Don't look back, brother - floor it. >:D <thumbsup>
98Z5V Posted January 3, 2014 Author Report Posted January 3, 2014 Dirk, roll in on Saturday night and you can crash at my place. :banana:
392heminut Posted January 3, 2014 Report Posted January 3, 2014 I wish I could make it but I promised the wife I would take her to El Paso for an overnighter for our anniversary that weekend. :yup:
bubbasks Posted January 3, 2014 Report Posted January 3, 2014 So ur droppin her off at cielo vista and heading to Juarez based on ur Imogen lol
392heminut Posted January 3, 2014 Report Posted January 3, 2014 Hell no! I won't set foot in Juarez, I'm scared to death of that place!
DNP Posted January 3, 2014 Report Posted January 3, 2014 I just go a "do whatever you want". I think I'm in!
planeflyer21 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Posted January 3, 2014 Hell no! I won't set foot in Juarez, I'm scared to death of that place! Be careful! Last time I was through El Paso, Juarez nearly had it surrounded. <outtahere>
Dane Armory Posted January 3, 2014 Report Posted January 3, 2014 UGHH ! Five. And they are all under 35.Well I told three of them and they might show.
DNP Posted January 3, 2014 Report Posted January 3, 2014 You know, if Robo could get to SD...he could come too. I have room.
planeflyer21 Posted January 3, 2014 Report Posted January 3, 2014 You know, if Robo could get to SD...he could come too. I have room. In your go-kart?!
planeflyer21 Posted January 8, 2014 Report Posted January 8, 2014 So how's this party looking for everyone? Does everyone have ammo? Gas? Gasoline? Phone and tannerite?
Dane Armory Posted January 8, 2014 Report Posted January 8, 2014 Extra ar 15 uppers ! ! ! They get HOT quick.
392heminut Posted January 8, 2014 Report Posted January 8, 2014 Extra ar 15 uppers ! ! ! They get HOT quick. Yes they do! :auto: <laughs>
98Z5V Posted January 8, 2014 Author Report Posted January 8, 2014 So how's this party looking for everyone? Does everyone have ammo? Gas? Gasoline? Phone and tannerite? So how's this party looking for everyone? Does everyone have ammo? Gas? Gasoline? Phone and tannerite? Phone - specifically, the Phone In Question. Check. Tannerite. Check. Ammo. Check. Guns. Enough to get this done. Check. Pictures of Drew... CHECK. <lmao>
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