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Jon!!! New Year's Day!!!


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strippers?

Hell, I wanted the "steakhouse and saloon" to be a "steakhouse and brothel," my brother, with real hookers!

 

 

Dawn Marie nixxed that schit with a quickness.  She almost smacked me for suggesting it!  :stfu2: :bat:

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7am I get a txt from my 21yo niece. Not really related but you know the deal. We are crazy close. Anyhow she cant recall my street address. So half asleep I txt it back to her. She then asks "Do you know what I want it for?" I said I assumed your sending me hookers and blow to start the new year off right.  Still no response

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^^^  That right there is my dream, brother, in a big way.

 

Massive hunk of property.  Motorcycle and ATV repair shop WITH a motocross track on the property.  That's on one side.  On the other side, gun shop/FFL WITH 1,200-yard range on the property.  In the middle, steakhouse and saloon.  Further behind that, man-made lake, with RV hookups.

 

That way, I get to work on engines, beat the hell out of them on the MX track, run the gun shop and range, Dawn Marie runs the steakhouse and saloon, and people come from all over in their toyhaulers and campers just to hang out for the weekend.  They won't need to leave the property for anything. 

 

The main living quarters will have big stone wall around it, with parapets at all corners.  And a moat.  Filled with Hippos.  Not joking, need to look into the licensing and permits for Hippos.  Nobody will fcuk with a pissed-off Hippo.  <thumbsup>

 

That's my compound.  :))   Money to be made in a layout like that.  Greg will be living there, too.  >:D

^^^  That right there is my dream, brother, in a big way.

 

Massive hunk of property.  Motorcycle and ATV repair shop WITH a motocross track on the property.  That's on one side.  On the other side, gun shop/FFL WITH 1,200-yard range on the property.  In the middle, steakhouse and saloon.  Further behind that, man-made lake, with RV hookups.

 

That way, I get to work on engines, beat the hell out of them on the MX track, run the gun shop and range, Dawn Marie runs the steakhouse and saloon, and people come from all over in their toyhaulers and campers just to hang out for the weekend.  They won't need to leave the property for anything. 

 

The main living quarters will have big stone wall around it, with parapets at all corners.  And a moat.  Filled with Hippos.  Not joking, need to look into the licensing and permits for Hippos.  Nobody will fcuk with a pissed-off Hippo.  <thumbsup>

 

That's my compound.  :))   Money to be made in a layout like that.  Greg will be living there, too.  >:D

All good but you left out the 1/4 mile dragstrip. Also Bengal Tigers roaming the perimeter, that will keep the rif-raf out in a big way !
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SWEET!!!  Now, which Sunday are we talking about?  This coming weekend, like 3 days from now?  Or, a week and a half away?

 

I vote week and a half - the 12th, I believe.  Gives me more time to get some necessary parts here. 

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So how's this party looking for everyone?  Does everyone have ammo?  Gas?  Gasoline?

 

Phone and tannerite?

 

So how's this party looking for everyone?  Does everyone have ammo?  Gas?  Gasoline?

 

Phone and tannerite?

Phone  - specifically, the Phone In Question.  Check.

Tannerite.  Check.

Ammo.  Check.

Guns.  Enough to get this done.  Check.

 

 

 

 

 

Pictures of Drew...

 

 

 

CHECK.  <lmao>

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