Armed Eye Doc

I have seen the night vision scope and have seriously thought about getting one.

Was that Bob Hope narrating that film?

Good info, thanks.

"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your ex-wife," said one of the officers. "Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first." The officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your ex-wife's body in the bay." "Lord sufferin' Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?" The officer continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Flynn demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The officer replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

I couldn't resist. I hope he can forgive me.

With all of that smoke coming from the right hand, I thought that was Wash when he was trying out some of his injectibles when Char was gone.

Here is another version of the story. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article209394914.html#fmp

This happened today. There's not many details as of this story. http://www.wogx.com/news/2-deputies-reportedly-shot-killed-in-gilchrist-county TRENTON, Fla. (WOGX FOX 51) - Authorities say two deputies were killed at a restaurant in Trenton, Florida on Thursday. Gilchrist County Sheriff Bobby Schultz said during a news conference that Sgt. Noel Ramirez and Deputy Taylor Lindsey were fatally shot as they ate at the Ace China cafe, at the corner of S. Santa Fe Ave. and State Road 26. According to the Gilchrist County County Sheriff's Office, the alleged gunman walked up to the restaurant around 3 p.m. on Thursday and shot both the deputies through the window. As fellow deputies responded to the scene, they found the alleged shooter deceased outside the business.

Looks great

Do you have a link to that thread?

Don't live in that state.

That sounds like a great idea for a tshirt.

I may bring a friend as well. I also lobbied @washguy and @Malig8r to make it this fall.

Welcome from Texas

Godspeed Gunny!

Welcome from Texas.

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Here is the story of officer Gannon. The filth that shot him does not deserve to survive IMO. http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2018/04/12/police-officer-shot-barnstable-while-serving-warrant/iq3qrVGXIiMlzQsSHAWHWM/amp.html

May he rest in peace.

Damn, that does sound good.

I was thinking 72 virgins.

That reminds me of the 80 year old man who went to his doctor and asked for a prescription for Viagra. The doctor was impressed and said he would write the Rx. The old man said he would like it to be in 1/8 dose. Now the doctor was curious and asked why he wanted such a small dose since it wouldn't work as intended. The old man replied that he wasn't having sex. He just wanted to stiffen it enough so he could stop peeing on his shoes.

For the members with more life experience. Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!” “Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.” “Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old. “No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.” “Do you have trouble crapping?” “No, I crap every morning at 6:30.” With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?” “I don’t wake up until 7:00.”