Gun Control
It’s already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gunpowder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad!!