One day in class the teacher goes around her asking each of her students this question: What do you need at home? Joey says, "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful." Jimmy says, "A new lawn mower." And she gets a similar response. Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don't need nothing!" The teacher asks him to think again carefully because everybody needs something. Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying, 'Well, that's the last f*cking thing we needed!' <lmao> <lmao> <lmao> <lmao> <lmao>