A state inspector is performing his monthly inspection on a nursing home and comes to a room and sees a nurse gerking an old guy and asks what the hell is this. The director explains that this guy has a rare affliction and if he isn't relieved every 24 hrs he will back up and the pressure would kill him. The inspector accepts this answer so they continue on and come to another room and there's a nurse giving an guy a blowjob. The inspector says what the hell is this!!! The director answers same thing he just has better insurance.