Matt.Cross

Fastest way to get from A to B and all that...

You're exactly correct, this has run its course.

Soon, most of the regulars have given their input.

I can and do appreciate the humor, what I would appreciate more would be brevity, sincerity, and succinctness. You can surely convey your points in a paragraph or two, rather than the dizzying and nausea inducing dictionaries you're writing here.

Canadian Rusty Trombone?

More windstorms are forecasted for the near future, just a heads up to everyone.

I agree wholeheartedly, after this gets settled it's getting nuked.

Hooray, he's okay!

He's busy trying to decide whether or not a homoerotic implication about his country is a compliment. Apparently while acceptance of homosexuality is enlightenment, implication of it is an insult. I can see how the paradox might preoccupy a simple mind.

:D

Warning points are all in good fun, ask anyone who has 'em.

Trust me, this thread will pass into oblivion soon enough. Right now it serves the purpose of determining whether or not the forum at large thinks you belong here, but the drama thus far associated with you will disappear, I'll see to that personally.

Poll has been posted.

Sorry, this is as far as I made it into your post before I realized how complete an ignoramus you are. First of all, my comments were an inside joke with senior members of the forum, and while I owe you nothing in the way of explanation, you can consider that it will be the one courtesy you ever get from me. Now to address the rest of your bullshit: You sir should know that I am a man from another time, always have been, always will be. Everything I believe in is outdated to mainstream modern society and I have long come to terms with the fact that none of it will ever be politically expedient to anyone that doesn't share a similar moral compass. I don't buy into what mainstream society wants to make the new normal in any way shape or form, but if you feel compelled to join societal lemmings in their self destructive nature, by all means be my guest. Lastly, read the forum rules and you will realize that disrespecting a forum Mod is grounds for silent dismissal. You just fucked with an Admin, so I'm opening the floor to an open discussion of who thinks you belong here and who doesn't. If you get the vote to stay, you stay. If not, you get the boot.

Aww hell, Tom's a Ranger, he can hold his breath for 5 minutes. I wonder how he's using those spare 3 minutes... LOL

LMAO...

Glad you're okay, that could've been bad!

Two words: anal lube.

I knew you were kidding when you said you have friends... :D

"Guess you're right, couldn't hear it over this prostitute...." P.S. Dear Secret Service, we are just busting your balls on this because we love you! (snicker)

Enter the silverback in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...

Autogyro jihad, here we come....

Mmmmmm... I smell a con...

He was just exemplifying the weaknesses in the Secret Service's air defense mechanisms is all....

I'd stand in the ticket line for the raffle to drink her bathwater...