Matt.Cross

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what exactly is your problem?'Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the3rd grade too!'Ms. Brooks finally had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms.Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he happily agreed to take the test.Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'Harry: '9..'Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'Harry: '36.'And so it went with every question the principal thought a bright 3rdgrader should know.The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'You know I reckon Harry can go to the 3rd grade' But Ms. Brooks is still skeptical of the little bugger and says to the principal, 'Not so fast, let me ask him a few questions..' The principal and Harry both agree. Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' Harry, after a moment: 'Legs..' Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: 'Pockets..? to the Principal's great relief?.. Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' Harry: 'Pants.' By now, the principal is sitting forward with his mouth hanging open.. Ms.. Brooks:'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft. Now the principal's eyes open really wide and before he could intervene, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' Harry: 'Shake hands.' The principal is now trembling with apprehension as Ms. Brooks asks the last question?? Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' and indicates a great deal of heat and excitement?' Harry: 'Firetruck.' The principal breaths a huge sigh of relief and tells the teacher, 'Put the little bastard in 5th-Grade, I got the last seven questions wrong myself...'

We're happy to have you here on the forums. I've got a personal dislike for people who have no patience nor understanding for people who have to run a business and try to keep customers happy in the internet age. I'm sure you'll have no trouble making arrangements to become a forum recognized vendor, and for our part we are mighty pleased to have you here.

Load the bipod a bit when you're prone, dig your tiptoes in a bit and push yourself forward slightly, but don't go crazy and mess up your natural point of aim.

He has a bit of a thing for tranny fluids....

He's probably been eager to try and give Uncle Sam's Misguided Children a bad name ever since they held the door for him. What a POS.

Word to the wise, don't Google "cloacal action" right after a big meal.

Are you offering him one or just inquiring? That might not be a bad offer if you have a steady hand....

Reporting for duty, huh? Well, you're neck deep in it now.... LOL

I personally love it when folks go nutty over a single less than ideal transaction. Once they give up, those companies have more time for us reasonable people. Win win for me.

Merciful heavens, speaking of stuff that needs fixed.... We need a forum equivalent of a BLU-82 to deal with derailers, necros, troublemakers, potstirrers, nomenclature clowns, RRA fanboys, etc etc.

Well, I don't know what you're getting, but I'm sending your family a sympathy card.... >:D

I totally resent being called a rabid monkey, you'd better lock your fridge in the gun vault...

You just gotta be careful about who you place where. For instance, you couldn't place shibiwan at 1000 yards with a target, you need a bigger margin of error for elevation adjustments.

Come on now, we can't be undoing years of practicing old wives tales with good old fashioned common sense!

^^^LMAO <laughs> <lmao>

True, but unlike Shibi I don't watch my monitor standing atop my computer desk, and I'm having trouble keeping my eyes wide open. :P Smart Aleck. :D

He's a smart-aleck, you'll get used to it... ;)

Wait, you mean there's another way? :O

I'd heard of Shepherd scopes and they have a good reputation, but being out of stock due to military sales sounds like a salesman's pitch.

You've gone from beyond help to completely out of control... God bless you!

Military folks don't really get more "military" than our friend Tom, thus his surprise. Just a heads up... :)

Colt, definitely Colt.

Ehrmagherd! What the ?? Doc!

Tom needs a vacation, or a pink rifle, or DHJD or something....

I was thinking confetti... :P