Here's my Christmas fail...
My wife has been begging me for a rifle for a year. Slowing I've been piecing together the lightest, baddest, rifle possible. I've got about $2k invested... and she has no clue it's coming.
Then she says... "I need new snow equipment" and proceeds to show me a $700 jacket/pants setup she has picked out. Being the good husband I am, I shelve the rifle and buy the jacket and pants she wants. In fact, I bought them that same week, just so I could guarantee shipping before Christmas.
Meanwhile... I had already promised to buy a new sofa set. Almost $4k later, she walks out of Macys with a new sofa and loveseat.
Wait for it...... This is the best part.
This is when she tells me that we spent so much on the couches, that we should make that our Christmas gift to each other this year...
Wtf!?!?
So now I'm wrapping all her gifts, knowing full well that MY gift is a damned couch and love seat... that I really didn't want in the first place.