Toolndie7 Posted March 19, 2015 Report Posted March 19, 2015 was reading this article and this made me laugh out loud. Unicorn Dick Lube® That's right. Unicorn Dick Lube. UDL is an odorless and glittery firearms solvent, lubricant, and corrosion inhibitor designed for military operators for use in field operations. It is made from real unicorns. Utilizing advanced technology and the newest materials, Unicorn Dick Lube® shoots out a layer of glistening protection with every application. We at UDL are committed to extensive research, detailed development, and rapid deployment of advanced weapon glittering technologies that will enable all Special Sparkle Operations personnel to effectively and confidently carry out their missions with the knowledge they have the best protection. The secret of UDL is in the magic nano-glitter (MNG). Our proprietary MNG is stronger than military grade glitters—can your lube of choice make that claim? I didn’t think so.
Dane Armory Posted March 19, 2015 Report Posted March 19, 2015 No sales link.. the prduct does not exsit... But if you really want some , get a bucket . Here's the pony ! Lol
98Z5V Posted March 20, 2015 Report Posted March 20, 2015 This gun lube is REAL. It's a planned release in conjunction with Criterion. You guys are behind the times, and need to get in on the pre-order. you dang kids and your pixie dust and glitter coated barrels.....in my day we just learned to shoot! Thanks Blue109. Just talked to the boss. Pixie dust and glitter coated barrels will be available on April 1st. If we can pre-order, we'll scoop EVERYBODY when this is announced on April 1st!!! :hethan:
blue109 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Posted March 20, 2015 this is the real reason the pentagon is funding CERN and the LHC. unicorns don't exist in our dimension. they need to be imported.
AngelDeVille Posted March 20, 2015 Report Posted March 20, 2015 this is the real reason the pentagon is funding CERN and the LHC. unicorns don't exist in our dimension. they need to be imported. You can thank Jimmy Carter for that! He banned the use of napalm, flamethrowers, and Unicorns in 1978. The libtards just have to ruin it for everyone.
blue109 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Posted March 20, 2015 I'm voting for Jeb next go-round. I was tipped off that napalm shooting unicorns are in his defense budget proposal.
shepp Posted March 20, 2015 Report Posted March 20, 2015 I'm voting for Jeb next go-round. I was tipped off that napalm shooting unicorns are in his defense budget proposal. No more bush's no more Clinton's even if they promise unicorns and napalm
blue109 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Posted March 20, 2015 I wouldn't vote for a Bush if he was the only thing standing in the way of a 3rd Obama term. I mean that 100%.
AdamO Posted March 20, 2015 Report Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) I wouldn't vote for a Bush if he was the only thing standing in the way of a 3rd Obama term. I mean that 100%. Well... let's not be too rash... The idea of Jeb winning the primary makes me throw up in my mouth but you can guaran-damn-tee I'll sure as hell vote for him before I vote for Madame Clunton... or any other liberal dipshits! But I share your sentiment completely! <thumbsup> Edited March 20, 2015 by AdamO
blue109 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Posted March 20, 2015 nope. I'm 99% over the GOP, and anotherr Bush will lock in that last point. if that's the case, ill waste my vote on a worthy 3rd party candidate if there is one, or just stay home and eat nachos if there isnt.
survivalshop Posted March 20, 2015 Report Posted March 20, 2015 I can say this , he was a good Governor , like him or not . He did good for this State & anything is better then another Commie lib tard . Kinda early to put him on the ticket yet any way.
Dane Armory Posted March 23, 2015 Report Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) No... no ! Double Take. Oh ... No ! Not Again ! Edited March 23, 2015 by Dane Armory
blue109 Posted March 23, 2015 Report Posted March 23, 2015 well...cruz threw in. that will make things interesting. I like the guy and he seems genuine, but he's way too heavy on the Bible thumpin to really get my vote.
AdamO Posted March 23, 2015 Report Posted March 23, 2015 I'm for Rand Paul, but he'll get burried in the primaries by the rank and file.
planeflyer21 Posted March 23, 2015 Report Posted March 23, 2015 How about Clinton/Bush 2016 as a ticket? Then with the media drooling over that one, we can look at the other candidates seriously.
Dane Armory Posted March 23, 2015 Report Posted March 23, 2015 The only one I like is Slick Rick Perry... way too hard core to get voted in. Perry/Nugent !
BigP623 Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 Hey guys don't count out Donald Trump <lmao>
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