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New assault device


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Multiple mushroom shaped bruises would be compelling evidence. 

 

Yep, if it's just one bruise, it's "Assault."  If it's more than one, it's "Assault consummated by a Battery."

 

They didn't say it was 3 feet long, and they didn't say it was Double-Headed...

 

None of this sticks to me...  <dontknow>

 

 

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Yep, if it's just one bruise, it's "Assault."  If it's more than one, it's "Assault consummated by a Battery."

 

They didn't say it was 3 feet long, and they didn't say it was Double-Headed...

 

None of this sticks to me...  <dontknow>

 

 

:fawkdance:

LOL.......I will need to call down and examine this device.   I will let them know there is serial jelly double donger on the loose and he has struck and will strike again unless we pool our Federal, State, and Municipal resources.  

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LOL.......I will need to call down and examine this device.   I will let them know there is serial jelly double donger on the loose and he has struck and will strike again unless we pool our Federal, State, and Municipal resources.  

 

 

  Ya , give it the old sniff test ! <laughs>

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My guess is it was the type with straps, the straps used as a handle with the dildo as a flail.

 

True story:  When in the Corrections Officers Training Acadamy, they loaded us all up and took us to SACRAC (women inmate's "rehabilitation" facility) to do cell/dorm searches.  At the time DoC still allowed inmates to have food boxes and coolers, up to 50#s of food twice a year which they kept in styrofoam coolers and bought ice every other day to keep the food.

 

One of the cadets found a package in a cooler, tightly wrapped up in paper towels.  He unrolled it, letting it drop into his hand and staring at it a minute trying to figure out what it was. 

 

He literally turned green when he realized it was a pepperoni stick with lotion remnants and pubic hairs all over it.   :puke:

 

<laughs>  <lmao>

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  Since we are on this interesting subject , when I was in High school , well not in school , but at the age to be there , we had a friend & his mother was an alcoholic & would do anything for booze , she did some strange $hit , in front of us , someone brought some beer over & she was kinda nasty , but had all the hardware that boys of our age , wanted to see . she took a frozen Keilbasa sausage out & commenced to fuk her self with it in front of us , when it was nice & limp , she put it in a frying pan & said she was going to cook it for dinner for here POS husband .

  I asked her son then next day at school what they had for dinner ( no one else would ) & you got it , Keilbasa . <thumbsup>  At least she cooked it . <lmao>

The man of the house had a smoking hottie girl friend, so he didn't care what she did . I'm sure some of the guys were tapping that , even at my youg age , I just couldn't bring myself to even touch her . 

  When her son was home & we were in the basement playing pool , she would come down & piss in the floor drain right in front of us , man ,he would get pissed & apologize  .

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SS that kinda reminds me of this nasty bitch that I went to school with. My buddy had this rubber dong at his house it was a party favor and was a virgin till one afternoon we were at his house and the nasty bitch I went to school with came out into his garage where 10-15 people were and laid down on the floor and proceeded to fuk her self with it. She was nasty and all but like you said she had all the bits, I had to act disgusted and go in the house tho my gf was there lol I was pissed she violated the dong tho

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