Why Hospitals Scare Me

[planeflyer21]

Granted this event was not in the USA but we get plenty of botched surgery stories here too.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/09/21/docs-attach-womans-colon-to-her-vagina-in-botched-cancer-surgery.html

I know it isn't as far off as amputating the wrong leg but come on doc!

[survivalshop]

 Just think if it was a man , passing gas from his penis 

[planeflyer21]

27 minutes ago, survivalshop said:

 Just think if it was a man , passing gas from his penis 

I wonder which one would sound more like a whoo-pee cushion.

[shepp]

So is that still a "queef" at that point or is that a streight up fart?

[COBrien]

I think I'd call it a "quart"...

[Matt.Cross]

So is it technically anal sex when that happens?

[planeflyer21]

3 hours ago, Matt.Cross said:

So is it technically anal sex when that happens?

If you quart?  I suppose it would depend how violent the spray was.

[Matt.Cross]

Instant Hot Pockets?

[bubbas4570]

HAAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!

You guys are way too much!!!!

[mrmackc]

On 9/26/2016 at 11:52 AM, Matt.Cross said:

So is it technically anal sex when that happens?

Any of you ever had prostate biopsy samples done? Rough sex don't seem too bad compared to when that damn tissue sampling gun goes BANG! 20 or 30 times! 

[planeflyer21]

2 minutes ago, mrmackc said:

Any of you ever had prostate biopsy samples done? Rough sex don't seem too bad compared to when that damn tissue sampling gun goes BANG! 20 or 30 times! 

Oh.  That's why they call it "banging".

[MikedaddyH]

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