LUBE JOB

[Sigelite]

well maybe it will keep him from dragging his butt on the carpet like a dog.

[Armed Eye Doc]

It prevents this.

[Lonewolf McQuade]

8 minutes ago, Sigelite said:

well maybe it will keep him from dragging his butt on the carpet like a dog.

 

[Sigelite]

damn I hope he sees this

[Armed Eye Doc]

I don't do that outside.  I'm not uncivilized.

[Lonewolf McQuade]

4 minutes ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

It prevents this.

Gangrene of the genitals!? Hurts to even read those words in print!?

[Armed Eye Doc]

3 minutes ago, Lonewolf McQuade said:

Gangrene of the genitals!? Hurts to even read those words in print!?

That commercial happened to come on while I was looking at this thread.  Gangrene of the genitals just stood out.

[Lonewolf McQuade]

4 minutes ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

That commercial happened to come on while I was looking at this thread.  Gangrene of the genitals just stood out.

Lol, I cringe when I see that commercial 

[shepp]

26 minutes ago, Lonewolf McQuade said:

Gangrene of the genitals!? Hurts to even read those words in print!?

One last night said “flesh eating bacteria of the genital region” I was like WTF?!?

[Lonewolf McQuade]

31 minutes ago, shepp said:

One last night said “flesh eating bacteria of the genital region” I was like WTF?!?

This hurts worse!?

[Sisco]

9 hours ago, Lonewolf McQuade said:

 

Reminds me of the time I mixed up my dog’s thyroid medication with my blood pressure pills. I had an impulse to lick my balls but I couldn’t reach them. Thank God they couldn’t find a cone big enough to fit around my neck!

[98Z5V]

[mrmackc]

I bought some Herter's magnificent stupendous case lube back in 1965 and it worked on stubborn 3006 cases fired in my M1 with the original barrel and it worked well in the full resizing  dies, it smelled like Texaco 140 wt. gear lube, so I started using 140 Wt. lube oil after running out of the $4 for 3 oz. Hearter's stuff. Worked as a good M1 & M14 lube on our DCM target rifles.  I got a free sample of Rat-A-Tat and it is good. and it also smells like 140Wt gear lube. I always have trusted my smeller to detect good stuff like Hoppe's #9, hickory smoked ribs, banana pudding and tuna tacos. I even like the smell of hot liver and onions, for what it is worth.

[Lonewolf McQuade]

26 minutes ago, mrmackc said:

I bought some Herter's magnificent stupendous case lube back in 1965 and it worked on stubborn 3006 cases fired in my M1 with the original barrel and it worked well in the full resizing  dies, it smelled like Texaco 140 wt. gear lube, so I started using 140 Wt. lube oil after running out of the $4 for 3 oz. Hearter's stuff. Worked as a good M1 & M14 lube on our DCM target rifles.  I got a free sample of Rat-A-Tat and it is good. and it also smells like 140Wt gear lube. I always have trusted my smeller to detect good stuff like Hoppe's #9, hickory smoked ribs, banana pudding and tuna tacos. I even like the smell of hot liver and onions, for what it is worth.

You had me at hickory smoked ribs.....

[mrmackc]

10 hours ago, Lonewolf McQuade said:

You had me at hickory smoked ribs.....

I reckon I am just a hopelessly set-in-my-ways old codger of the old, old school variety, what else would you expect from a old peacetime brown shoe  (actually the shoes were Cordovan in color) Marine?

[98Z5V]

I'd never expect nothing less of you...    Dad...

You know you left a part of you somewhere - and I'm him...  

Scary, ain't it, Mack?  

Edited February 20, 2019 by 98Z5V

[mrmackc]

could be 98,.

I feel like I left a scattering squirt of me a lot of places, never to return.....