Movies with the best "one liners"

[albertschmitz]

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum

[9554]

_Lockout

 

_{"His name is... Fuckyou... I think he's Asian"}

[StainTrain]

Necropost........I saw this tonight and this line made me think of some of you.

 

"That's another thing....don't fool around with the women.  Their husbands carry guns.  And don't forget the penalty for looting is death."

 

I am already into my Memorial Day weekend War Movie-A-Thon.

 

Coming up:

Where Eagles Dare

Decision Before Dawn

Stalag 17

Edited May 24, 2014 by StainTrain

[shibiwan]

Best quote ever - Ezekiel 25:17 (you should know this)

 

 

....and also gotta quote Dude!! Where's my car?

 

"DUDE!!" "SWEET!!!"

Edited May 24, 2014 by shibiwan

[StainTrain]

Commandment # of the StainTrain Household

 

"Thou Shalt not Pulp Fiction during Memorial Day Weekend War Movie-A-Thon!"

 

Get thee behind me Shibi......although....first week of June is looking pretty good.  I haven't see it in a while. 

[shibiwan]

ST - might I suggest  Team America

 

"Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fück assholes. Assholes that just want to shît on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fück an åsshole  is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fück too much or fück when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a püssy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shît that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fück this åsshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shît."

Edited May 24, 2014 by shibiwan

[planeflyer21]

Conspiracy Theory, after hooking a hotdog cart to a black Suburban following him, which then drags the cart down the street creating chaos and smashing a cop car.

 

"Did you see that?! Aaww...nobody ever sees what I see."

[unforgiven]

For Memorial weekend,AHC American Heros channel World at War.To remember all those braves souls.

[edgecrusher]

He's been trained to eat things that'd make a billy goat puke!

Edited May 25, 2014 by edgecrusher

[StainTrain]

Rambo, John J, born 7-6-47, Bowie, AZ.......hell yeah

"You want a war? I will give you a war you wouldn't believe."

32 years old and the movie is still badass.

Edited May 25, 2014 by StainTrain

[Blondielocks]

_{No on has mentioned Talledega Nights}

 

[Dane Armory]

Worst one Liners !

Last Action Hero

Bad Santa

Escape from New York

Heartbrake Ridge

XXX

[392heminut]

Well Mike, what were the one liners? ???

[Dane Armory]

Larry you haven't seen those movies ?

Last Action Hero , Arnold puned himself to many times.

Bad Santa... just rent it ! (Badder Santa ) Billy Bob is off the hook !

Escape from New York... "Snake Bliskin, I hear of you...Heard you were dead ! "

Heart break Ridge... Clint Eastwood puts down every one. Rent it !

XXX ... Sam Jackson , Caged lion line. Vin Diesel had a couple good ones.

Larry ,you Really haven't seen these movies !

[392heminut]

I've seen them, just wanted to know what one liners you were referring to in each movie!

[Dane Armory]

Escape from Ney York

Aye Number 1 the Duke of New York , " I want the President head on the Hood of my Car ! "