Magwa Posted March 12, 2013 Report Posted March 12, 2013 "If you don't stand for something ,you will fall for anything" Sucker punch "Don't ever write a check with your mouth you can't cash with your Ass"
StainTrain Posted March 13, 2013 Author Report Posted March 13, 2013 I liked the chicks in sucker punch.
jrtMA Posted March 13, 2013 Report Posted March 13, 2013 "If you shoot me in your dream you better wake up and apologize." Reservoir Dogs, right? Warden Samuel Norton: I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.
texas30cal Posted March 13, 2013 Report Posted March 13, 2013 Shawshank redemption is one of my favorite movies ever. What about what Andy wrote in his bible "You were right warden salvation lies within"
StainTrain Posted March 14, 2013 Author Report Posted March 14, 2013 A movie with some goofy ass one liners is Murder by Death. Peter Sellers offends everyone.
jrtMA Posted March 15, 2013 Report Posted March 15, 2013 I'll be your hulckelberry. Great quote! What a classic movie.
mineralman55 Posted March 15, 2013 Report Posted March 15, 2013 (edited) From "The Empire Strikes Back". Lea: "I love you." Han Solo: "I know." Edited July 23, 2013 by mineralman55
shepp Posted March 15, 2013 Report Posted March 15, 2013 "you can get a good look at a t bone steak by sticking your head up a butchers ass but i'd rather take the bulls word for it" tommy boy " great now ive got a bowl of pudding in my shorts" "there wasnt any pudding in there" black sheep
StainTrain Posted March 16, 2013 Author Report Posted March 16, 2013 Dang that was lucky.....darn near lost a four hundred dollar hand cart.
unforgiven Posted March 16, 2013 Report Posted March 16, 2013 Man walks into the room see's body on the floor....."looks like he's dead"...cop sez "that's a great discovery,just tell us you'r name so we can give you the credit"
Microgunner Posted March 16, 2013 Report Posted March 16, 2013 The Wizard of Oz "She's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead"
planeflyer21 Posted March 16, 2013 Report Posted March 16, 2013 Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face! Classic!! Jon
texas30cal Posted March 16, 2013 Report Posted March 16, 2013 One of my favorites, don't want to offend anyone this is only a quote but what about "Hey Jules do you see a sign on my lawn that says dead ni--er storage?". I don't know what category that movie falls under but I consider it a comedy, I laugh my ass off every time I watch it!
planeflyer21 Posted March 17, 2013 Report Posted March 17, 2013 "What? poop you didn't say you had the Wolf on the problem!!" 9 minutes and 47 seconds later. Jon
Rsquared Posted March 17, 2013 Report Posted March 17, 2013 Damn I love that movie. I usually find myself skipping through it to just watch the parts with Travolta and Sam Jackson. Those two made a great pair, with the back and forth poop. Would you give a man....a foot massage? Fcuk you Vincent! Priceless.
albertschmitz Posted March 17, 2013 Report Posted March 17, 2013 You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife - Crocodile Dundee This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun - Lethal Weapon Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place - City Slickers I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner - The Silence of the Lambs Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear - Ace Ventura Pet Detective Every man dies. Not every man really lives – Braveheart There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you - Con Air Stupid is as stupid does - Forrest Gump Son, you got a panty on your head - Raising Arizona And one that is too close to reality today - Drones I am the law. Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged - Judge Dredd
DNP Posted March 19, 2013 Report Posted March 19, 2013 "Take a quick dump and I'm gonna do push ups." "It's like I had the most amazing experience of my life. We broke into a man's house...and suddenly I'm like an expert at sifting cocaine. It's fucking amazing, dude! Come here! Help me with this."
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