washguy Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish." :) Wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Haha you dog!! That's funny :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Mida didn't think it was as funny as I did. <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue109 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Wife just gave me the stink eye pretty bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisco Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Certain jokes you just don't tell the wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StainTrain Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Certain jokes you just don't tell the wife. Now you tell me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaDuce Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) LOL. Reminds me of a guy who tried to hook me up with his (highly attractive to look at) girlfriend. Someone told me I was crazy when I didn't go for it. I told him that a man trying to hook you up with his girlfriend is a big clue. That said, If I am to have a spouse, I am going to make sure to be satisfactory towards her first. If there's no love, compassion and show of affection then what's the point? Edited February 11, 2014 by MaDuce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_995 Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Now you tell me. <laughs> <lmao> Awesome, brother!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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