married too long

[washguy]

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

:) Wash

[sketch]

Haha you dog!! That's funny :)

[unforgiven]

Mida didn't think it was as funny as I did. <lmao>

[blue109]

Wife just gave me the stink eye pretty bad

[Sisco]

Certain jokes you just don't tell the wife.

[StainTrain]

Certain jokes you just don't tell the wife.

 

Now you tell me.

[MaDuce]

LOL. Reminds me of a guy who tried to hook me up with his (highly attractive to look at) girlfriend. Someone told me I was crazy when I didn't go for it. I told him that a man trying to hook you up with his girlfriend is a big clue.

That said, If I am to have a spouse, I am going to make sure to be satisfactory towards her first. If there's no love, compassion and show of affection then what's the point?

Edited February 11, 2014 by MaDuce

[george_995]

lol

[98Z5V]

Now you tell me.

<laughs> <lmao>   Awesome, brother!!!