98Z5V Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 You gotta have some good stories in there too....getting healthy is torturing you. That's what I'm thinking. As demonstrated in the past, please allow me to translate for Drew... Ready for this, I lost so much weight and gained enough muscle that the ends of the rod are dragging across my back muscles.WTF Here's the :wtf: brother, right here. What Drew meant to say was... "I've been killing it in the gym. I'm a fucking ANIMAL now. My Cardio is through the roof, and my Muscular Strength and Endurance have never been this good. I think that fucking rod the guy planted in me was made of Unobtanium, because I've never been THIS BAD OF A MOTHERFUCKER. I go into Biker Bars and just talk shits about Japanese bike being superior... Just so I can kick some Biker ass. I go to the gym and pick out the Big Guy, and work out next to him. I squat 400, just to watch him squirm - and he squats 550. Right after that, I just squat 800, drop that shits, and walk away - looking over my shoulder, of course... Fucking PissAnt. What's REALLY got me worried here - I really do think there was something with that rod, made of "Unobtanium." I think the Doc planted that thing in the wrong place!... Don't get me wrong, my back is unbelievable, but my DICK WON'T STOP GROWING! I get the whole "weight loss = the Optical Inch thing," but DAMN!!! I'm at 17 INCHES now, and when this thing gets hard, I fucking PASS OUT! I need to start that blood doping thing, like Lance Armstrong, just so I have more blood in my body. Once I do that, I can support MY WOOD. Based on that, and knowing I need to do it now, I feel relieved. As soon as I start that process, I'll be back to normal, guys, and I'll be on here more to tell stories. By the way, the Little Woman didn't know this was going on - but she's not complaining. Love you guys, I'll be back to normal soon. Miss you... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 NAILED IT!!! <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 I think my XO has that same device installed.... Although, I believe his was inserted rectally. <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) NAILED IT!!! <lmao> Yes you did brother,LMFAO.......The thing about jap bikes being superior..was crazy talk..I'll blame that metal rod for that one. <laughs> <laughs> Edited September 14, 2014 by unforgiven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted September 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 Nailed it indeed...Thats frame worthy man...love it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted September 15, 2014 Report Share Posted September 15, 2014 Nailed it indeed...Thats frame worthy man...love it!!! Alrighty, I believe you brother, I really do. TO A CERTAIN EXTENT. :hunter: I need pics of the 17" penis, I'm not kidding. I KNOW you're slinging it, but I just need pic-proof, man! <lmao> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaDuce Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 After a point, the only pain meds that really work are .44 magnum cartridges. Lets hop your case never comes to that, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhouse Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Damn Drew, that sucks bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 There's been no word for a couple of weeks. I was just wondering if anyone has an update how Drew is doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgecrusher Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I can tell you he's still riding, I'll get in touch with him for an update and have him post. He's been pretty busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Good to know he's still kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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