Just re-read your post and think about it.
"Those look cool, but I have something better-here's a name most of you haven't heard of before and zero explanations of what they are.
Oh, BTW- that link at the top of the page doesn't work. I hunted the information down, but I'm not here to share....only to be entertained."
Seriously, it would be like opening a guy's refrigerator and telling him he's out of beer. "I did drive down to the local market and check...it's $8.99 for a six pack. You should put some back in the fridge so it will be there for me next time."
I am in no way saying its your responsibility to hunt down info for the site, but if you are right there...staring at it...for the love of God- hook someone up man!