DNP

Because it couldn’t possibly be my fat thumbs….

Stupid phone.

How the hell have I kissed this all week?! Congrats and good luck Matt! Matt Cross Machining Companies - leaves more room to branch out.

My hairbears account seems to be in check. Thanks guys.

I think we’re done with the white stuff. Starting to warm up.

That does not say whether or not the Navy was ever in you. Clever phrasing. Well done.

Wow. LA has 3.9 million people in 500 square miles…9.8 million in a county of about 4700 square miles. Idaho is 83,600 square miles. You might still have a little time.

Going the Steve Jobs route. “We need it to do a million different things, but look pretty and fit into that matchbox over there.” Engineers: “That’s not even close to possible”. Steve: “You guys are the brightest and the best. I know you can do it.” Engineers: “We’ll try”. Steve: “Have it ready by Tuesday….I want to show it to people.” And in the case of your pump, who WOULDN’T want and afterburner?!

After you take that around a few places at night, you might find yourself buying some more lights.

Good dog.

It’s not about the area, it’s about the numbers. When the numbers in that rainbow and unicorn town get high enough to outvote the rural 90% of the state…it’s gone. A majority of California (by area) is very Red minded. Two main cities with large populations entirely control the state and its fukked up ways.

Come on now…you know that needs more explanation.

And the sad part…Boise is on track to be next. RIP Idaho.

That’s a lot more snow than I’d ever care to have. It’s looking like you went home a few weeks too early.

Damn nice looking little rifle there AD.

Just don’t look too closely. It’s best viewed in low light after a few adult beverages. Just like the lovely ladies still in the bar after midnight. With the right conditions, it’ll work.

That was a way lame attempt at invoking it. I’m disappointed. You used to be so much better - what happened?

Oh, if it can go wrong. I’ll find out how. I’ve been blessed with that gift. When Obummer said “never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuk something up” he was just using a phrase coined by someone else about me.

And here I thought he’d catch more crap about Mariah Carey on the radio…

You just gotta eat another can of chicken first. No - scratch that. It took years to get you back around here after that. Skip the canned chicken.

Careful now. I heard Jack Daniel’s is working with Ru Paul’s drag team….MGD might jump on board any minute and you’re going to have to make a decision.

I’m pretty sure I could fuk that up. Just sayin. Looks good though.

Yeah. Burn permits confuse a lot of folks both ways. Either they don’t understand that you can get them, and that you’re allowed (under certain circumstances) to burn piles, or in your case that they can’t always burn, just because they have a permit. I didn’t apply for one this year because last year there were few days I could actually burn, and we’ve now had months of perfect weather for it. Bummer.

We bought our tickets and we’re setting up hotels. We’ll have to chat

Hadn’t rained in about a week. Enjoying the change. One of the flatlanders that moved up here was complaining about water pouring out of the mountainside and ponding on the road today. I’m glad I’m not on Facebook. My wife spotted it. They want to know who is going to fix it…the homeowner or the county. Seriously? It’s a spring dumbass…it’ll stop when the mountain runs out of water.