Several years ago, my buddy sent me an email titled "I Wish I Was Bigger". Clicked on it to load, spinning wheel of buffering death. About that time our 4-year old daughter walks up and asks me something.
Turn to her and star answering, her eyes get big and she asks "WHAT is she eating?!" I turn in time to see this bimbo pulling the last 2' of a double-headed pink jelly dong out of her throat.
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK"Don't worry about <CLICKCLICKCLICK> that just go and finish cleaning that up <CLICKCLICK!!"