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A little less talking and a little more posting would be nice! :fawkdance:

It's my understanding all the U.S. military operations in Okinawa will be relocating to bases now being built in the Philippines in the next few years and the Okinawa bases will be turned back over to Japan.

Ram 1500, everything I have fits!

:wtf: You can get Varget? That's messed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This^^^^^ My wife's '05 Buick Terraza has one on each side in the back. There's been a 1911 tucked in them just a time or two!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too......................amber ale as a matter of fact! :hethan:

I'm sure you would know! <lmao> Does Dawn Marie know about this? <munch>

:wtf: :tfg: :gtfo2: :knob: <lmao> <laughs>

Are those things edible? Our would you even want to eat one?

I've got over 1600 posts and haven't gotten any warnings yet! :hornet:

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <laughs> <lmao>

I had one of those back years ago, I think it was a Stack On. Took my stepson (the one that's in prison now) no time at all to pop that thing open and get my guns out. He took two handguns and the only reason he didn't take any long guns was because him and his buddy were on foot. They came back a little later with a car but we pulled up out front so they booked it out the back (they were parked in the alley) without getting anything else. I wouldn't waste a dime on any of those sheet metal gun cabinets!

If you have a Tractor Supply in the area check them out. They always seem to have some on sale for a good price. Their sale prices beat any one else that I've seen!

Yeah! What he said!

Hey brother, we gotta be able to joke about ourselves! <thumbsup>

RECTUM STRETCHER As she was 'flying' down the road, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in-wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered,'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot center of uranus?', he asked. 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..' Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the Cop's face............ Priceless

I agree with Dirk. An officer would have to operate in condition red 100% of his time on duty to even have a chance to avoid something like that. I personally don't think it would be possible to remain in condition red 100% of the time while on the clock!

I read the Victoria's Secret one to my wife, but I am NOT reading Jon's to her!

It ads legitimacy to a mediocre product! :fawkdance: <lmao> Boy. is the crap gonna fly now!

Yeah, what he said! <lmao>

Yeah, Ron told us about you brother! :hethan: <lmao>

I've seen them, just wanted to know what one liners you were referring to in each movie!

Nice work Sketch! <thumbsup>

Well Mike, what were the one liners? ???