A lady once wanted a Chihuahua for her birthday. Her husband looked all over town for one, but the best he could do was a Schnauzer. She was disappointed but didn't let on to her husband because he had really tried to find a Chihuahua. The next morning she hopped on her bike and went to the drugstore and asked the pharmacist where they kept the Nair hair remover. He told her what aisle it was in and added "I need to warn you that some people have a reaction to that stuff and your legs might develop a rash." She answered back, "I'm not going to use it on my legs." and he said "If you use it under your arms you may have to walk around all day with your arms held out at your sides!" She then replied "I'm not using it under my arms either, I'm going to use it on my Schnauzer!" The pharmacist then blurted out "Lady, if you use that stuff on your Schnauzer you won't be able to ride that bike for a week!" <laughs> <lmao>