Y'all thought I was kidding about this stuff, didn't ya? See some recent news:
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/06/17/beaver-viciously-attacks-kayaker/?intcmp=obnetwork
Not gonna happen to me. Not ever. :bat: :yup:
"It's absolutely first of a kind," says the paddling center's owner, adding that "the beaver was upset for some reason, we don't know."
Ah, no it's not, buddy. Not the "first of it's kind." You need to hang out with me for some time... I KNOW why the beaver was upset - because that's the way they are, and they'll try to kill you if they have the chance...