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22 yr old truck. I never intended on running into anyone with it, or being an "unsafe driver", so I had liability insurance on it. I don't get a penny from insurance, throughout this whole stolen affair, man. Everything stolen off it and out of it - is outta my pocket. The $750 Reese trunion hitch is the biggest thing, as a single thing. 4 x IPSC steel targets is the second biggest loss. Tools in the box that was unbolted from the bedframe rails (drilled in, through the bedrails), tools in the cab... All the shiit stolen off/out is probably around 4~5k, overall. My dime. But, Mack thinks I just LET that happen. Like I walked out, saw them, and said, "Oh, it's OKAY with me... Please, just PROCEED with what you're doing... Sorry for interrupting you.... " Fucking NEVER. Must be okay with Mack, though. He thinks differently than I do. It's okay with him. It's not okay with me, though. The only bright side that I have is that I'm not looking for another truck right now, which would be out-of-pocket completely. Just like all the other stuff that I LET them take...

I didn't LET ANYONE steal my fucking truck, Mack. I would never LET ANYONE steal a fucking penny from me. I didn't LET that happen, and had I even sniffed it out in the least, they'd NOT been successful. I didn't LET that happen.

You might be a complete dumbass, if you think I LET someone take my truck, Mack. No, Total Dumbass, if that's what you think. You LET someone TAKE YOUR TRUCK from your own driveway, Mack? Would ya? If you think I LET that happen, then you're fuckin' wrong on what you think about me. Had I HEARD that shiit going down, they would have had a 14.5" carbine in their face, and never would have made it out of here. Yet, according to YOU, I just LET that happen. You can fuk yourself, Mack.

It's never a butt punch - it's full-frontal, and you'll for sure see it coming, right at you... It's face-to-face here, the only way...

Oh, you're getting a Pant's Down Hug anyway... Just wait for it, and don't try to brace yourself. Once it's happening, and you recognize what's going down, just let it go, and roll with it. If you stiffen up before impact, it's only gonna hurt worse...

I can understand why someone with a tractor is up in the hills in Cali. I completely get it for real, not joking. Just sucks to be caught up in that, though. That's why we have things to watch like this...

Gotta get those bitches up out of the shell, for grillin', brother - They're not smokers, for sure. Split 'em all the way back to the tail feathers, and pull that meat out of the top of the shell, and sit it on top of the shell. Grill meat-side first, then flip and grill shell-side next. I'll get pics next time I do this.

I saw some Cali Wildfire shiit in the news where a "gender-reveal party" caused a major wildfire - I had to search that out, and make sure that wasn't the one close to you. All this "Gender-Reveal" bullshiit is completely gay. It's for people that don't have ANYTHING else going on in their life, but THIS party will make them socially acceptable, or whatever the fuk they think it's gonna do for them. If this is their highlight, I just think they're losers. Sorry. I slipped... Rant Off...

That's that new gas system that only Wilson Combat is doing, and only for their barrels. They have a few weird ones now, that are only "theirs." Gotta read those barrel descriptions closely - and get their gas tube when you order their barrel - if need be. I think I talked too much shiit when I got their 16" .338 Fed barrel, checked gas system, and I know I unloaded here when I got the 20".260 Rem barrel - their gas system descriptions were not correct. Me being me, I spelled it right out. They don't put a 0.070" gas port diameter in their 20" .260 Rem barrel anymore, either - it's a 0.080" gas port. Like it was supposed to be in the beginning.

They calling this thing "The Valley Fire," brother? It doesn't look nice, that's for certain.

Red, why do I feel like I'm being pressured into sex here?... Okay, yes, Yes, YEEEESSSSS!!! You are incorrigible, brother.

Not when you're talking about Shepps brisket... Other than that... I don't know...

PMags and Glocks is just like peanut butter and ladies...

Smartass - I need to get you up on the '80s music... This was 1981, you should remember it... You were WAY younger 40 years ago...

Lemme help you out, Mack - it's in the Music, my man... Tommy Tutone.

Hilarious!!! A couple years ago, it was "hotdogs for the 4th of July!" and that was funny - turns out it's the same guys!!! Donuts and milk,anyone?...

Your brisket makes me drool, brother, every time I see it.

She left with a limp. I think I cracked her pelvis, or dislocated her hip. Pic of the day:

The "warm loads" cleared the canopy, brother. By FAR. I think I've shot the "hot loads" too - because I'm your guinea pig... That .300 WSM comes to mind, now that we talk about "warm" and "hot" loads... That 6lb bitch is BRUTAL... No matter what platform you shoot those fuckers from, I did my time...

I'll speed for you. I can get there in 3 and change. I'm just sayin'...

I hope it stays to the west, and doesn't jump that major ridgeline out there. If you think it's gonna, I can get there before it does - which gives you about 4.5 hours to get a tanker up there with extra hoses. I'll run a hose. I might not know what I'm doing with a firehose, but I don't like losing a fight...

Funny story, since you brought it up. I started talking to the last ex about a month ago. Long story short, it was the D that made her crazy, and now she's crazy again...

I'd show you guys the stellar performance of this thing on the steel at 500 and 850 - but all 4 IPSC steel targets were stolen from the truck, the $750 Reese Trunion hitch was stolen, the (bolted through the bed rails) toolbox was stolen, as with all it's contents, the cab was cleaned out (lots of IPSC cardboard targets in there), all tools that were inside the cab were stolen, 10 brand new VS-17 panels were stolen, everything under the seats was stolen - but they didn't touch the glovebox or center console, or any paperwork inside those two... Had a pair of mil-issue desert boots in there - they took the left one, threw the right one in the bed... So, I'm looking for someone that only has a left foot, 10.5 Regular?...

Had to be an angry 2-stroke... They don't like being wiskey-throttled, and strike back often...