I like it - his absence from mandatory presence at the festivites are... DENIED.
He just doesn't quite realize that "he's not optional..."
What If I said, "Eh, Meh, I'm sick. Can't make it this year..."...
Not happening...
@Matt.Cross, call me brother. Let me talk to your wife again... It kinda goes south everytime that happens, but I think I can fix it this time...
NO SPEAKERPHONE this time...