wetncold Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and to ask his advice. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Sicily?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily."You are truly a wise veterinarian," they said. "How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?" The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes: "My wife is from Sicily." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armed Eye Doc Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Armory Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 TFU ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
survivalshop Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Thats a good one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmackc Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 36 minutes ago, Dane Armory said: TFU ! YeAh TFU ! ----------what ever that means! BRAVO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbas4570 Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 that's a smiler for a couple of days!!!! Hell, it might even keep giving a giggle or two..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantown Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 My wife is Sicilian, no way in hell I'm telling her that joke. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, beantown said: My wife is Sicilian, no way in hell I'm telling her that joke. lol You poor man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantown Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 (edited) 5 minutes ago, shepp said: You poor man You're right shepp, I'm a poor man, but stuck gold when I found her. We've been together for 31 years, and I wouldn't trade her for anything. <thumbsup> Edited March 29, 2016 by beantown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shepp Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 34 minutes ago, beantown said: You're right shepp, I'm a poor man, but stuck gold when I found her. We've been together for 31 years, and I wouldn't trade her for anything. <thumbsup> Congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted April 3, 2016 Report Share Posted April 3, 2016 Hahahaha good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magwa Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
82HALO Posted April 11, 2016 Report Share Posted April 11, 2016 Lol, funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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