Funny Videos Thread

[98Z5V]

That cop in the original video, behind the suspect, driving slow, reporting on everything -  was critiqued for "not having a plan of action", while the cop that drove the car in to end this was praised.

It's in the investigation reports. 

[Rsquared]

Yeah.

 

[Cunuckgaucho]

 

[98Z5V]

Sounds just like these peckers...  

[Cunuckgaucho]

 

[98Z5V]

I think I just fell in love...  

[DNP]

I know this was scripted, but still enough to add to the love. 
 

 

 

[98Z5V]

If plants are so good, then why are they always trying to make them taste like MEAT?!!?  

[Cunuckgaucho]

2 hours ago, 98Z5V said:

If plants are so good, then why are they always trying to make them taste like MEAT?!!?  

I think since vegans can get fake meat products made out of veggiers it's only fair that we should be able to buy fake veggies made of meat 

 

[98Z5V]

I like your style...  

 

Edited June 6, 2023 by 98Z5V

[DNP]

On 6/5/2023 at 8:47 PM, Cunuckgaucho said:

I think since vegans can get fake meat products made out of veggiers it's only fair that we should be able to buy fake veggies made of meat 

 

^^^this man for President. Come on down!

[Rsquared]

Yep

 

[98Z5V]

For Eric @Cunuckgaucho....  

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/dog-and-roadrunner-have-face-off-at-arizona-home/vi-AA1cW3CH?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=b2232a90f9794ae3a901a9c97b5fbd01&ei=112

 

(Gotta click it - then laugh...   )

[Cunuckgaucho]

So basically a dog has more roadrunner sightings then I do... 

[98Z5V]

That dog does...  

I think when we finally get one for you to see, you'll be jumping around like that dog, though...  

[98Z5V]

Here's something interesting, that you notice when you see them hunting.  When the tail feathers are down, the comb on top of their head is down...   When those tail feathers go up - so does the comb on top of their head.

They're fucking prehistoric miniature velociraptors, man.  Weird little hunting/killing motherfuckers.

Down.

Up.

Down.

Up.

Tail feathers down, comb up - that means ATTACK, and those fuckers are RUNNING after something...

We can track some, if you want.  We probably won't find them that way, but we'll know where they went.  Two toes forward, two toes back.  Easy to find the prints...

[jim3326]

There's one that runs around here frequently for the past few years. It's probably snagged a few dozen lizards in my yard that I've noticed. It's walked within 10' of me a few times. Fun to watch them.

[Rsquared]

 

[98Z5V]

He hit that nail DIRECTLY on the fuckin' head!  

[Cunuckgaucho]

 

 

[98Z5V]

Her whole life will be a waste...     Wonder what she's worth?...

[98Z5V]

There isn't anybody around that can explain shiit like Brandon Herrera can...  

 

[98Z5V]

Here is Bud Light's latest commercial, trying to kiss ass and win back people.  The people don't care though.  This is hilarious - now we're all grunting cavemen...  

 

 

[Armed Eye Doc]

43 minutes ago, 98Z5V said:

now we're all grunting cavemen...  

They've never been to the STDF.  That sh!t is funny as hell when people are lubricated appropriately and become loquacious...and then there's @Matt.Cross.  He's just naturally funny without lubrication.

[98Z5V]

3 hours ago, Armed Eye Doc said:

.and then there's @Matt.Cross.  He's just naturally funny without lubrication.

Oh no, make NO mistake...   He's all hopped up on Coca-Cola!