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Matt.Cross

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1 hour ago, Cunuckgaucho said:

November can't get here soon enough

That's the damn truth...   :laffs:

1 hour ago, Matt.Cross said:

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Laugh now, brother - you ARE the 15:1 compression race engine, and that Canadian Coke is what you're meant to run on, for optimum performance.  When we feed you that low-octane US 87 stuff, we have to retard your ignition timing so you don't blow up...   :lmao:

On that Canadian stuff, you're weapons-free - bump up the boost and just let you go...   :banana:

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On 7/4/2023 at 11:52 PM, 98Z5V said:

That's the damn truth...   :laffs:

Laugh now, brother - you ARE the 15:1 compression race engine, and that Canadian Coke is what you're meant to run on, for optimum performance.  When we feed you that low-octane US 87 stuff, we have to retard your ignition timing so you don't blow up...   :lmao:

On that Canadian stuff, you're weapons-free - bump up the boost and just let you go...   :banana:

 

Just think of how many brands of soda I went through, and how many times I was rebuilt before I figured it all out..... 😝

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1 hour ago, Matt.Cross said:

 

Just think of how many brands of soda I went through, and how many times I was rebuilt before I figured it all out..... 😝

We might need to put you on the dyno and tweak the fuel tables a smidge, but we'll get you straight to 4,000hp in no time...   :lmao:  Might be midway through the first night, but it won't take long...  :laffs:

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I sent it to a buddy who I think will appreciate Bill :lmao:

A while back I call a buddy to see what's up and he's out buying boots. Of course I'm curious... workboot,hiking boots?

Nope it turns out he's boot shopping with his girlfriend because she needs another pair of boots and feels this would be good 'together' time.Yet for some reason it seems when he needs to go and buy something(tools,car parts,guy stuff) she doesn't feel those activities are 'couples together time' 

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On 7/26/2023 at 10:40 PM, Cunuckgaucho said:

I sent it to a buddy who I think will appreciate Bill :lmao:

A while back I call a buddy to see what's up and he's out buying boots. Of course I'm curious... workboot,hiking boots?

Nope it turns out he's boot shopping with his girlfriend because she needs another pair of boots and feels this would be good 'together' time.Yet for some reason it seems when he needs to go and buy something(tools,car parts,guy stuff) she doesn't feel those activities are 'couples together time' 

Now, lingerie would be acceptable, but not boots, unless they are the thigh high leather kind designed to be worn with a minimum of accessories. But that would be a conversation for another thread.:banana:

 

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7 hours ago, Sisco said:

Now, lingerie would be acceptable, but not boots, unless they are the thigh high leather kind designed to be worn with a minimum of accessories. But that would be a conversation for another thread.:banana:

 

I have a good story something like that.  Getting ready to come home from the Afghaniland deployment.  Finally got access to a phone.  It was an open-ended deployment, we had no idea how long we were gonna be gone.  Just, "End Date is when you complete the task at hand..."  It was anywhere from 60 t0 120 days, projected.  Well, we were done in 33 days, and coming back.

Got phone-con, and tell her when I'll be landing, she's gonna pick me up at the compound, once pallets are secured, and we're cut loose.

She says, "What do you want me to wear?"   Hehehe...   Oh, I'm tossing this line into the water, hard cast...  :laffs:

"Baby, pearl ear rings, black lace lingerie, thigh-high hose, with the little straps tht hold those things up.  Then, toss on a trench coat over it all...   show up just like that..."

FML, she did it...   :drool:  It was 30 minutes drive from the compound to her house, and we didn't even get down Transmission Line Road, 5 minutes away, and it was Game ON!!!   :hump::banana:

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