My Pond

[planeflyer21]

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm
for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It
was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up
nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was
a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. 

He made the women aware of his presence and they
all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming
out until you leave!' 

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here 
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get
out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator....'

 

Jon

[Robocop1051]

Haha, I'm sharing this

[DNP]

That's funny! Thank you.

[sketch]

Haha I needed that thanks Plane

[Rsquared]

 'I'm here to feed the alligator....'

<lmao>  <lmao>  <lmao> That's F-ing great!

[unforgiven]

<lmao>  <laughs>  <thumbsup> Good one bro.

[392heminut]

Damn, I almost choked on the hotdog I was eating. Had to read that one to the wife! Hilarious! Youth and enthusisasm is no match for old age and cunning!

[98Z5V]

 Youth and enthusisasm is no match for old age and cunning!

That, right there, says it all. <thumbsup>

 

Youngin's have NO idea...