planeflyer21 Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farmfor several years. He had a large pond in the back. Itwas properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator....' Jon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop1051 Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Haha, I'm sharing this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNP Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 That's funny! Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sketch Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Haha I needed that thanks Plane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 'I'm here to feed the alligator....' <lmao> <lmao> <lmao> That's F-ing great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 <lmao> <laughs> <thumbsup> Good one bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
392heminut Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Damn, I almost choked on the hotdog I was eating. Had to read that one to the wife! Hilarious! Youth and enthusisasm is no match for old age and cunning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98Z5V Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Youth and enthusisasm is no match for old age and cunning! That, right there, says it all. <thumbsup> Youngin's have NO idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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